tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13164186.post112619744595848919..comments2024-01-27T19:26:32.604-05:00Comments on Bubble Meter: Teaser Rate LoansDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169148764438565562noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13164186.post-79772847487846472412008-07-12T05:17:00.000-04:002008-07-12T05:17:00.000-04:00All loans will be secured by a lien against your p...All <A HREF="http://loans.loansrestructuring.com" REL="nofollow">loans</A> will be secured by a lien against your property. Not all applicants will be approved. Terms and conditions apply, call for details. AZ Mortgage Banker LIC No. 0904930; Licensed by the Dept. of Corp. under the CA RMLA; GA Residential Mortgage Lender LIC No. 17302; IL Residential Mortgage Licensee; MA Mortgage Lender LIC No. ML2206; Licensed by the New Hampshire Banking Department; LIC by the NJ Dept. of Banking and Insurance; Licensed Mortgage Banker – NYS Banking Department; PA Dept. of Banking Licensee; RI Licensed Lender; 163 Technology Drive, Irvine, CA 92618.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13164186.post-1126289446547344942005-09-09T14:10:00.000-04:002005-09-09T14:10:00.000-04:00What a deal! /coughI'm reminded of a full page pr...What a deal! /cough<BR/><BR/>I'm reminded of a full page printed ad that I saw here in SD recently. I picked up one of those free glossy houses for sale magazines at the grocery store just for laughs. This one deserves a spot in the Hall of Shame.<BR/><BR/>The monthly rate might as well be a teaser.<BR/><BR/>**********************************<BR/><BR/>{Name Withheld} <BR/>Real Estate and Mortgage<BR/><BR/>Sell, Buy, Borrow, and Move Tomorrow!<BR/><BR/>Mortgage Specials<BR/><BR/>1 mo. LIBOR ARM <BR/>Interest Only 3.375%<BR/><BR/>Sample Payments*:<BR/>$500K only $1407/mo<BR/>$650K only $1829/mo<BR/>$750K only $2110/mo<BR/>$850K only $2391/mo<BR/>$1 Million only $2813/mo<BR/><BR/>30 Year Fixed <BR/>Interest Only (!)<BR/>5.85%<BR/><BR/>30 Year Fixed 5.375%<BR/>3/1 ARM 4.750%<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>WE OFFER:<BR/>*Loans to $6 million<BR/>*Purchase and Refinance<BR/>*103% financing<BR/>*Stated Income/Asset<BR/>*Fixed and variable rates<BR/><BR/>(The other half of the page has color photos of possible properties and their dreamy descriptions, priced with "Payments as low as ${Insert 1 mo. I/O ARM mortgage payment price here} *" These vary from $485K to over $2 million)<BR/><BR/>*Monthly payments are estimates based on 80% financing of list price & 1 mo. LIBOR IO ARM. Your payment may be different based on financing selected. Rates subject to change without notice. APR calculations are based on $500K loan amount. All loans have credit and income requirements. Not all applicants will qualify. Your rate may be substantially different from those listed above.<BR/><BR/>----------------------------------<BR/><BR/>I showed this ad to a couple of friends who were visiting from out of state. They couldn't stop laughing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com