Friday, March 03, 2006

Boarded Up House for Sale in NE Washington, DC


  1. Great starter home.

  2. Hurry. This one won't last long.

  3. I knew the readers would love it.

  4. Everyone together....

    "They're creepy and they're kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They're all together ooky,
    The Addams Family.

    Their house is a museum
    Where people come to see 'em
    They really are a scream
    The Addams Family.


    So get a witches shawl on
    A broomstick you can crawl on
    We're gonna pay a call on
    The Addams Family. "

  5. Take a look at this charming older house in a prime DC neighborhood, conveniently located far inside the beltway. Possibilities abound. Meth lab, crack den, whorehouse. or real estate office - the business potential is endless. Or just imagine your very own cozy hideaway love nest in the city. Picture yourself and your lover meeting here and leisurely sipping a glass of wine on the spacious covered front porch. Call today to learn how this one-of-a-kind jewel can be yours. Be sure to inquire about our Buyer Protection Plan.

  6. I'll give you a million for it! :)

  7. Don't forget the lovely view from the right hand side...plenty of sunshine for someone coming out of solitary confinement.

  8. Back in the old days in Real Estate these were called "TEAR DOWNS' and they were sold at less than land value because of the cost to tear down and haul away.